Quote of the Day

Women's Quote of the Day:

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something which you'd like to have dinner with."

Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:

"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and
intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age
until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."